With the economy in the dump and gasoline prices through the roof there is no way you’re going on vacation this summer. Sure I just returned from a week at the beach, but clearly I’m the exception to the rule. You’re not going anywhere, except maybe a tanks worth of gas away, which [...]

So you’ve finally got your $600 rebate from the government that would have been better spent on research for alternative fuel sources, stem cell research, prosecuting crazy cults, time travel, or upgrading our pathetic school system. However Mr. President, in his infinite wisdom, thought giving everybody a few hundred bucks would stimulate the economy. [...]

For those of you who know me and Keith, you know that we are never one to pass up the opportunity to drink. For those of you who don’t know us, well let me tell you, me and Keith never pass up the opportunity to drink. But don’t worry, we’re not alcoholics. Or at least [...]