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So you’ve finally got your $600 rebate from the government that would have been better spent on research for alternative fuel sources, stem cell research, prosecuting crazy cults, time travel, or upgrading our pathetic school system. However Mr. President, in his infinite wisdom, thought giving everybody a few hundred bucks would stimulate the economy. So as long as you got the money you might as well spend it on something exciting (Note: For most it’d be best served going towards rent, groceries, gas, credit card payment, etc.). But if you decided to say “fuck it” and take care of those necessities later, than here’s a few ways to help spend that $600.
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When the Weather is Right

May 10th, 2008

So here we are in transition period between winter and summer known as spring. Its the time of year when the weather from one day to the next is as unpredictable as ever. One day it can be perfect with temperatures hovering in the mid 70s without a cloud in sight. The next day can be cold and rainy. With the variable conditions it compels you to make the best of the nice days and do something outside or update your website. So not knowing what tomorrow will bring in the way of weather, we present our favorite things to do when the weather is right. (Note: This list does not include obvious summer activities, as we’re talking about the period before summer arrives.) Read more »

CadaverBlender is back. Fresh off a trip to the infield for Kentucky Derby 134 we’ve got the best way to ensure all your money goes towards exactas and trifectas and not towards $6 beer and $9 Mint Juleps (though one Julep for the souvenir glass might be worth it). I know you’ve come to expect a list, but really there is only one surefire way to sneak booze into Churchill Downs and thats with the booze sandwich. Click for more including pictures. Read more »

After five long months the fourth season of The Office returns this Thursday. It’s about damn time. Part of the reason we enjoy The Office so much is because at the heart of the matter these people - Michael, Jim, Dwight, Pam and the rest of the gang - are just like ourselves and the people we work with. I know you’re denying that right now, but face the facts. As much as we want to dislike Michael, we can’t. He always wants/tries to do the best thing and what he believes is right, but in the end fails miserably and usually offends everybody else during the process. So in honor of The Office’s return Keith and I present our three favorite episodes. Since I know 95% of CadaverBlender’s audience watches The Office, there is no reason for lack of comments. So let us know your favorite episodes and why. Read more »