No, its not what you’re thinking.  Keith and I couldn’t get a hold of any Auto-Tune in time.  So you’re getting a list of our favorite Christmas songs.  And they come in oh so many varieties – religious or secular; serious or funny; catchy or annoying.  Whatever the case may be, its hard not to [...]

Few people know that Keith and I do a running commentary of the Oscars every year. It started when we lived together back in undergrad but continues to this day. Sunday’s broadcast marked the third time it occurred through AIM and being the smart people we are we decided to save the best of a [...]

The road trip to Bloomingpaign (that’s Bloomington, IN and Champaign, IL with stop over at the Indianapolis International Airport) had one simple goal: get a photo that could serve as Jesus’ new Facebook profile picture. Judging the weekend on that criteria, it was a great success. Judging the weekend on any other criteria, it was [...]

After a month without a post and three months since anything of substance (yeah, the NCAA football picks, which we couldn’t even keep up with, were just cheap filler) CadaverBlender returns Monday, October 20 with a spectacular travel diary. That’s right, CadaverBlender is hitting the road. The last time that occurred (well at least when [...]

Normally on an off week for Illinois we could usually make the joke “BYE @ Illinois? hmmm I’ll go with Vegas and take BYE” everyone got a good chuckle then waited about 15 minutes to hear the joke again slightly modified. You can’t expect to even win BYE week when you struggle for 3 wins. [...]

You’re in luck this week – Keith selects the totally inconsequential NCAA games to be picked. As it stands on the season Jesus is 5-0 and Keith is 2-3. Read the games and make your own picks, you have to care about at least one of these games (I sincerely hope you can understand the [...]

One of the best personality tests for a random stranger is whether or not they enjoy roller coasters. It happens to say a lot about your personality, they aren’t of great risk (most have stellar safety records) and they just provide an insane amount of entertainment. The experience itself is like any great plot, you [...]

Sure we’re over a year removed from our last day of class on the campus of the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign, but that doesn’t matter. We’ve got memories (if only we hadn’t drank so much) to last a lifetime. So with that in mind over the next month, CadaverBlender, along with our friend Rick at [...]

The fireworks are due in a few hours and hopefully you’re not drunk yet … Today CadaverBlender presents its first super post! We’re tackling two great issues on what could be the best holiday of the year. First off, every great 4th of July event has great patriotic music, let us explain the best ! [...]

Well this is a post you should be expecting … we told you some of the best early summer activities, how to stay entertained without pricey tanks of gas, and what to drink as you’re doing it all. So you’re probably wondering what kind of tunes fit summer best. Enter Cadaver Blender. We’re going to [...]