One of the best personality tests for a random stranger is whether or not they enjoy roller coasters. It happens to say a lot about your personality, they aren’t of great risk (most have stellar safety records) and they just provide an insane amount of entertainment. The experience itself is like any great plot, you [...]

Sure we’re over a year removed from our last day of class on the campus of the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign, but that doesn’t matter. We’ve got memories (if only we hadn’t drank so much) to last a lifetime. So with that in mind over the next month, CadaverBlender, along with our friend [...]

The fireworks are due in a few hours and hopefully you’re not drunk yet … Today CadaverBlender presents its first super post! We’re tackling two great issues on what could be the best holiday of the year. First off, every great 4th of July event has great patriotic music, let us explain the best ! [...]

Well this is a post you should be expecting … we told you some of the best early summer activities, how to stay entertained without pricey tanks of gas,  and what to drink as you’re doing it all. So you’re probably wondering what kind of tunes fit summer best. Enter Cadaver Blender. We’re going to [...]

We all love summer, lets face it - vacation, road trips, baseball games, bags, swimming, softball, golf, sitting around outside, sitting around in air conditioning, reading CadaverBlender’s frequent summer updates - those are the things that make summer awesome. But one thing makes each one of them infinitely better … a refreshing summer beer, so [...]

Jesus is on vacation. I wrote a whole post but well it didn’t seem right … plus I think he might enjoy this topic so why jade you with my side only. One thing I can promise you is an insane summer, right now we’re planning on putting CB into full production starting June 1 [...]

What do you get when the creator of Smelkem and the creator of Beavers and Ducks come together for a site that combines the best of both worlds, where nothing crosses the proverbial line? CadaverBlender, of course.
What is our mission?
Well if you spend as much time knee deep in corporate bullshit as I do, [...]